Season 1, Episode 1: You Can't Miss the Bear Original Air Date: 7 August 2005 In the series opener we meet Nancy Botwin, a recently widowed suburban soccer mom who's dealing pot to make ends meet; Nancy flips out when she discovers Josh, one of her competitors, is dealing to 10 year-olds at her...

Season 1, Episode 2: Free Goat Original Air Date—14 August 2005 Nancy is having serious money problems, so Doug, her accountant and best customer, suggests she set up a "front business"; meanwhile Nancy has to give Heylia her SUV and her wedding ring as collateral for more supply; Celia sends...

Season 1, Episode 3: Good Shit Lollipop Original Air Date: 22 August 2005 Nancy discovers that a government-sanctioned, boutique "cannabis club" is seriously cutting into her distribution, so she totally upgrades her product from Heylia and gets innovative to compete; Celia discovers that...

Season 1, Episode 4: Fashion of the Christ Original Air Date: 29 August 2005 Judah's brother Andy shows up, turning Nancy's household and her "business" upside down; Shane gets busted for selling Uncle Andy's sacrilegious T-shirts at his school; Silas and Megan contemplate the next level of...

Season 1, Episode 5: Lude Awakening Original Air Date: 5 September 2005 Celia's cancer diagnosis has totally changed her priorities, so that now her friends think she's weird; Nancy is totally shaken after surviving a drive-by shooting at Heylia's; Andy wants in on Nancy's business, but brain...

Season 1, Episode 6: Dead in the Nethers Original Air Date: 12 September 2005 Nancy closes the deal on the location for her cover business; Nancy, Celia, and Conrad go out to a club, where Celia gets stricken with Jungle Fever; Shane's "terrorist video" causes Nancy some concern; Megan drops by...

Season 1, Episode 7: Higher Education Original Air Date: 19 September 2005 While visiting a college campus looking for a tutor for Silas, Nancy spots a golden opportunity to expand her business; while Celia is recovering from her mastectomy, her judgmental mother shows up; Shane has a new...

Season 1, Episode 8: The Punishment Light Original Air Date: 26 September 2005 The unveiling of Judah's headstone brings out the worst in everyone; Shane bites his opponent's foot in a Karate tournament match, but the boy's dad and Nancy still manage to hit it off; while the family is away at...

Season 1, Episode 9: The Punishment Lighter Original Air Date: 3 October 2005 Nancy gets jacked by a crooked security guard on campus; Alejandro, who after their encounter is totally smitten with Nancy, insists she needs his protection; Maggie tries to replace Celia as head of the PTA; Shane's...

Season 1, Episode 10: The Godmother Original Air Date: 12 October 2005 The episode title aptly describes the first season finale, as Nancy, Conrad, Alejandro, Doug, Dean, Sanjay, and Andy decide to corner the market on the weed business; Nancy finds out who helped her out with the security...

Season 2, Episode 12: Pittsburgh Original Air Date: 30 October 2006 -Pittsburgh- is no doubt where Nancy wishes she was by the end of this the second season finale. It was supposed to be a simple transaction: Nancy and Conrad sell all of their MILF Weed supply to U-turn, hand the money over to...

Season 2, Episode 11: Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes Original Air Date: 23 October 2006 Nancy and Peter's relationship falls apart, and he demands that she and Conrad liquidate and pay him; Nancy and Conrad, however, make different plans of their own; Celia's Drug Free Agrestic initiative fails when...

Season 2, Episode 10: Mile Deep and a Foot Wide Original Air Date: 16 October 2006 Despite helping Heylia avoid being jailed by the DEA, Heylia still makes Nancy and Conrad pay a price for shutting down her business; Nancy and Conrad decide it might be best to cut and run; Celia and Doug's...

Season 2, Episode 9: Bash Original Air Date: 9 October 2006 Nancy spoils Peter's bust by warning Heylia, which does not go over well with Peter; Nancy and her family plan a birthday party for Judah; a bored Doug starts helping Celia get the hang of city politics, but things between them get...

Season 2, Episode 8: MILF Money Original Air Date: 2 October 2006 The growing business is very good for Nancy and the Gang, as all of Agrestic seems to want the new -MILF Weed-; Heylia finds out that Conrad is responsible for the new flavor on the street, and she reluctantly becomes a customer;...

Season 2, Episode 7: Must Find Toes Original Air Date: 25 September 2006 Nancy rides Silas about getting a job, but she does not like the profession he chooses; an accident with a stray pit bull means that Andy doesn't need to stay in Rabinnical school to avoid being sent to Iraq; a clerical...

Season 2, Episode 6: Crush Girl Love Panic Original Air Date: 18 September 2006 Nancy buys Silas a car to help take his mind off Megan; Isabelle cuts Celia out of her management camp; Andy finally gets Yael into bed, but definitely not the way he intended; Shane likes a girl in his debate club,...

Season 2, Episode 5: Mrs. Botwin's Neighborhood Original Air Date: 11 September 2006 Nancy asks an ambivalent Peter to help her with the Armenian neighbors; much to Celia's chagrin, Isabelle is a hit with the Huskaroo Clothing folks; Celia and Nancy get into a tiff over their one-sided...

Season 2, Episode 4: A.K.A The Plant Original Air Date: August 2006 Nancy and the gang go full speed ahead with their growing business; Dean loses his job at his law firm; Celia is mortified when Isabelle is approached to do modeling for a plus-sized-kids' clothing line; Uncle Andy takes Shane...

Season 2, Episode 2: Cooking with Jesus Original Air Date: 21 August 2006 Nancy tries to make her business plan work without Conrad; Conrad tries to find investors for his own plan, but there are no takers; Silas wants to follow Megan to Princeton; Nancy breaks things off with Peter; at a...